What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:41

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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